*imagines a ball pit cyclone*
What if we poured them into one? You know those little plastic "ball pit" balls, the ones they use for ablative water armor for reservoirs to block out the solar evaporation rays.
What if a tornado sucked up an unfathomable number of them?
What would happen to it?
What would it look like?
Could the electrostatic created from the balls disrupt the cyclone?
What if the only thing we ever needed to take out a cyclone... was a mobile ball pit.
Where are the "storm chasers" at?! We need them to test this theory!
We will need a BIGGER TRUCK though... imagine one of those giant earth mover trucks... carrying an ocean of colorful plastic balls!
They could add some science sounding horseshit about slightly different sized or weighted balls in different colors would result in certain simulated effect changes. Like they took the data they got from the first movie and adapted it into these Cyclone Disruptors or CDs.
And then make the basic color look like actual iridescent CDs, but then when they're sucked up they electrostatically interact with each other creating different iridescent color effects.
Imagine a rainbow swirl tornado... and then the color changes sorta interact and they start mixing together which then turns the entire twister into an NPC gray color, like a Newton's color wheel, and then it just suddenly drops the twister dead!
And so this is just like the first 20 minutes. Then it goes into like Ghostbusters... but in the air... like they develop these blimp planes, similar to Final Fantasy... whatever has the coolest airships.
So then they become AIRBORNE STORM KILLERS!
And they're REALLY good at it, like they kill all these twisters and hurricanes and shit... but then it turns out that stopping all the air ghost attacks winds up creating some kind of bullshit buildup of... wind entropy or... I dunno, whatever sounds good... something that creates...
A NUCLEAR BOMB CYCLONE!
Like a replosive nuclear ball of death slowly rolling across the planet like Jupiter's... look, is it a mole or is it a sore?
Hey, @NASA_Official is that thing on Jupiter's ass a mole or a sore?
A hellish wind sore!
So then they gotta like team up with their corporate competition who totally stole their stuff and, blah, blah, blah, whatever drama carries on in the middle... they gotta resolve that shit in the face of catastrophic planetary destruction.
The moral is like realizing that cutthroat competition can create a world of hurt for everybody if you don't share. Make it a sharing thing.
This is how I would have made the Twister sequel... not that I watched the Twister sequel, but if I had watched it, this is totally how I would have made it instead of... whatever Hollyweird did with it.
--edit--
Needs to have "upgrades" tho. Like they develop Hoberman sphere types, so they start out as like tiny marbles and then they pop out into the larger ball types.
Improved ships too, like there's ship competition, so there's a variety of storm killer weapons and vehicles. Make toys and shit. Cool toys.
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What if we poured them into one? You know those little plastic "ball pit" balls, the ones they use for ablative water armor for reservoirs to block out the solar evaporation rays.
What if a tornado sucked up an unfathomable number of them?
What would happen to it?
What would it look like?
Could the electrostatic created from the balls disrupt the cyclone?
What if the only thing we ever needed to take out a cyclone... was a mobile ball pit.
Where are the "storm chasers" at?! We need them to test this theory!
We will need a BIGGER TRUCK though... imagine one of those giant earth mover trucks... carrying an ocean of colorful plastic balls!
They could add some science sounding horseshit about slightly different sized or weighted balls in different colors would result in certain simulated effect changes. Like they took the data they got from the first movie and adapted it into these Cyclone Disruptors or CDs.
And then make the basic color look like actual iridescent CDs, but then when they're sucked up they electrostatically interact with each other creating different iridescent color effects.
Imagine a rainbow swirl tornado... and then the color changes sorta interact and they start mixing together which then turns the entire twister into an NPC gray color, like a Newton's color wheel, and then it just suddenly drops the twister dead!
And so this is just like the first 20 minutes. Then it goes into like Ghostbusters... but in the air... like they develop these blimp planes, similar to Final Fantasy... whatever has the coolest airships.
So then they become AIRBORNE STORM KILLERS!
And they're REALLY good at it, like they kill all these twisters and hurricanes and shit... but then it turns out that stopping all the air ghost attacks winds up creating some kind of bullshit buildup of... wind entropy or... I dunno, whatever sounds good... something that creates...
A NUCLEAR BOMB CYCLONE!
Like a replosive nuclear ball of death slowly rolling across the planet like Jupiter's... look, is it a mole or is it a sore?
Hey, @NASA_Official is that thing on Jupiter's ass a mole or a sore?
A hellish wind sore!
So then they gotta like team up with their corporate competition who totally stole their stuff and, blah, blah, blah, whatever drama carries on in the middle... they gotta resolve that shit in the face of catastrophic planetary destruction.
The moral is like realizing that cutthroat competition can create a world of hurt for everybody if you don't share. Make it a sharing thing.
This is how I would have made the Twister sequel... not that I watched the Twister sequel, but if I had watched it, this is totally how I would have made it instead of... whatever Hollyweird did with it.
--edit--
Needs to have "upgrades" tho. Like they develop Hoberman sphere types, so they start out as like tiny marbles and then they pop out into the larger ball types.
Improved ships too, like there's ship competition, so there's a variety of storm killer weapons and vehicles. Make toys and shit. Cool toys.
#HashDate1224 #Newsreal #Weedstorming #Godwork
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