Mississippi man and son of a preacher man.
I was doing what any good cur dog does I was sleeping on the porch, then some fool came along and kicked me, I am wide awake now, agitated, and wanting to bite somebody in the ass.
I really should rewrite this, I wrote it in 2020 when a lot of bad things were happening in the country, that and a couple of beers. I will get around to it I promise.