Practicing Capitalist, Colonialist, Patriotic Nationalist. Once a dashing, awkwardly adorable rogue and happy-go-lucky scamp, now just a curmudgeon. Like my coffee, I can be hot, dark, steamy and bitter. I respect intelligent ladies and gentlemen. Conversing with stupid people is pointless. No fat chicks. Conservative/Constitutional, Single, WASP Patriarchal, Toxic, Super-Straight Male. My pronouns come from a grammar book, not perversion and/or an inferiority complex.
