Apolitical (@Apolitical)

Want to become a homeless drug addict? The system will provide clean needles, food and shelter for you. Want to become a fat unhealthy slob? The system will tell you fat is beautiful, as fast food and soda are delivered to your couch. Want to become a sex worker? The system has apps for that, you can make lots of money prostituting yourself. Want to cut off your genitals and pretend you’re a woman? The system will pay for your surgery and make sure you are first in line for promotion. Want to defend traditional European morals and ideals? The system will shut down your social media, bank account, and try to prosecute you for hate crimes.