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So one day it happened after drinking all her cous' Don Julio tequila stash, Senorita Garcia-Lopez-Jesus-Maria-What-The-Fuck strolled into her local Costco in Spicville, CA, and loaded up every Stanley drinking cup into the huge cart. The she-taco shuffled past the receipt checker with not so much a bloodshot-eyed glance or pause. She loaded up her dirty ol' base-model Mustang with two-year-old expired plates like a gangbanger coyote pro, but the quick-responding policia got the wetback puta because of her lethargy around siesta time. https://nypost.com/2024/01/24/business/driver-busted-for-stealing-65-stanley-cups-identified-delaney-garcia-lopez/