Carpe Donktum (@CarpeDonktum)

Dear Joe, While I am flattered that you put me near the top of your Digital Terrorists list, I feel like I should make you aware of the reality of the situation. I am a stay-at-home dad in Kansas with no college education, and no previous experience in marketing, video editing, or advertising. Your party and ideas were so incredibly feeble and frail that I was able to put a sizeable dent in the narrative you spent billions of dollars constructing... In my spare time. Are you sure you want me to shift my entire focus and energy in your direction? Let me know 📞