Chris Helms (@Chrishelms)
199,740 Posts · 4,963 Followers · 4,842 Following
The primary function of government is to piss down your back. The primary function of the media is to convince you that its raining. Money is not the mothers milk of American politics. It is the raw, unfiltered moonshine of American politics, and our leaders, on both sides, have reached a point of being so completely shitfaced that they are no longer making rational decisions. Not trying to save the world with my gabs, but I am trying to open a portal to another dimension with my Pinterest.
