If you're a Biden, you can raise $30 million from the Chinese government, work with "China's spy chief," negotiate a $9 billion oil and gas deal for Vladimir Putin, and the FBI will label your laptop " Russian disinformation" to hide his family's crimes.

If you are a Trump, the FBI will fabricate a Russian collusion hoax to frame you, tamper with evidence in federal court to spy on you, and when none of that works, the FBI will raid your home.