I TAG BOOMERS (@ITAGBOOMERS)

Hello! I very recently found out that I am bothered enough by boomers clogging up the comments on Gab that I: 1. Tried to create a new Gab-account only to fail because I've already used my email adress for my regular account 2. Tried to create a new gmail only to fail because it required me to enter a phone number - just f*ck off with that shit 3. Google a way to create a gmail account without a phone number only to be met with old results which instructs you to press a no longer existing "skip"-button 4. Limit the search to within a month to find out that you can create a new gmail using an android phone 5. Get up from bed to go and grab an old phone from a drawer 6. Start that old thing with a million notifications coming in at once 6. Create a new gmail account using said phone 7. Create a new Gab account using said email 8. And now make this post. And all this whilst lying in bed typing using a trackball mouse and OSK. And now I will tag (#TAGGED! YOU'RE IT) boomers so that you all can collectively figure out what kind of behaviour that specifically makes you a boomer. Although, prejudice against boomers tells me you will never be able to figure that out because of the sheer and utter lack of self awareness. Soooo, I guess this will simply become a running joke for the rest of us - because a lot of you will surely react "boomerishly" to getting #TAGGED! And of course, this post. Nice to meet you all! (again)