Blair Cottrell (@RealBlairCottrell)

>Kindly volunteer to demonstrate how that chair would fail. >Demonstration supervised by chair inventress. >Simply sit with legs over the sides of the “restrictive edges”. >Feel the glorious testosterone flowing even more freely from balls throughout entire body. >Become aggressive from sudden spike in testosterone due to failed chair design. >Stand up, remove shirt. >Destroy chair. >Failed chair inventress tries to run but feeble estrogen powered ankles give way under intense underlying desire to not actually escape. >Have sex with failed inventress, who admits during the sex that she only tried inventing the stupid fucking chair so somebody would snap and fuck her properly. >Fin