James Perry (@TheRealSmij)

#MerryChristmas @adidasJack ! Personalized post early. Things might get busy for me this year even though I wish I were somewhere else with my love. So. Here's a challenge for ya. How does #FlatEarth explain #SantaClaus? It's possible that the 'Flattard Theory' could account for how quickly Santa goes everywhere so fast. If you are creative, you could think something up that could be very entertaining to people at the very least.......... ....because all the #Snowglobe theories use #timetravel distortion tricks which isn't possible right now or ever fully explained....... ...by #Science......