Gaul Atreides (@gaulatreides)

This brings to mind that news story about the Chinese man who sued his ex-wife for giving him ugly kids. His suit claimed that she committed fraud by getting so much plastic surgery that he didn't know how ugly she really was, and their kids inherited her true looks. Ozempic will cause a similar tidal wave of lawsuits alleging fraud. "Your honor, I thought she was skinny, but that was the Ozempic mirage. Now my kids are fatties!" But what about the former fatties who lost weight the natural way, with diet and exercise? Won't they fraudulently pass on their fatty genes? Ah, not so fast, Dewy, Cheatham, and Howe! The fatty who loses weight with hard work and self-discipline passes along those positive traits to his or her kids. They, too, will have the fortitude to lose weight if they bloat up.