The IDF Might be the World’s Most Moral Army, But They are Very Rude Restaurant Customers
Andrew Anglin
March 22, 2025
The IDF is known as “the world’s most moral army” because they are the chosen ones and Adolf Hitler put their shoes in a big pile. However, new evidence shows that they are rude restaurant customers.
Unfortunately, this mixes into the antisemitic trope that Jews are cheap tippers. For over one million years, hateful people have spread the lie that Jews are cheap tippers. During his infamous speech to the Restaurant Association of Germany, Adolf Hitler, a debunked extremist, falsely claimed that “male Jews tip even worse than black women.” Experts warn that when people see Jews behaving badly at a restaurant, throwing bread around and pointing guns at waiters, they may believe these lies.
Bibi Netanyahu issued a rapid statement claiming that the West Bank restaurant had poor sanitary conditions and that the soup was too salty.
“Why would they serve soup so salty?” Bibi asked rhetorically, “because we are Jewish, and they hate the Jews. They are antisemites. They cut off a baby’s head and turned it to ash.”
However, rumors have spread that the raid on the restaurant was ordered by Israeli ambassador to the UK, Tzipi Hotovely, and that the soldiers were looking for a hidden stash of tasty treats.
Candace Owens claims to have evidence that Hotovely is engaged in a systematic campaign to snatch up all the treats in the West Bank. She is making a documentary film about it as we speak.
After being very rude and making a big mess, the Jew diners did not leave a tip. Hamas has filed a complaint with the United Nations, which Donald Trump has vowed to overturn.
Meanwhile, protesters took to the streets of New York, chanting “normal salt levels!”, a reference to a debunked claim that Bibi Netanyahu exaggerated the amount of salt in the soup that restaurant was serving to Jews.
Hamas also organized a protest in Tokyo in support of the restaurant and its salt levels.
NASA Astronaut Vandalized for Driving Tesla to Earth
Andrew Anglin
March 22, 2025
NASA astronaut Suni Williams was vandalized by left-wing protesters after flying a Tesla to Earth. A swastika was spray-painted on her face, representing that Elon Musk is a Naz*i and Tesla is a terrorist company destroying *USAID and trans kids.
Some do not think that personal drivers should be held responsible for driving Teslas, particularly if they are driving them to Earth because they are trapped in outer space. However, others argue that Tesla drivers are contributing to the rise of Nazism in America.
Williams told reporters that she didn’t expect someone to spray-paint a swastika on her face. Anti-fascist protesters also wrote the word “f–k” on her chest and then set her on fire.
President Musk has been criticized widely for his support of Adolf Hitler and potentially Tojo as well, which has led to a lot of vandalism of Tesla products, which protesters claim is justified as a political statement. Meanwhile, Donald Trump, who has become a symbolic figurehead of Tesla and the Tesla administration, has said that he will murder everyone who does not buy a Tesla.
Elon Musk is currently under investigation by people from the internet for allegedly cheating at Path of Exile 2 and trying to import millions of Indians into America*. However*, no one cares about global warming anymore.
Musk has compared the situation to the Holocaust.
Here’s How You Can Contact Me to Get a Unique BTC Address to Donate (Encrypted Messaging App)
Andrew Anglin
July 9, 2024
So, here’s the deal: there is a PC/Mac/Android/iOS fork of the phone app Signal, which does not require a phone number, called Session (download it at getsession.org). I trust its encryption and use it personally. It’s open source. You can look up the details and the tests that have been run on it if you’re concerned.
To contact me, you download the app, on any device, then enter my contact ID:
05572128ee1967255089ef79d7ad652b5c6765665b8299e294e05a37ac96dd0936
QR code for that:
This is the safest possible way to get a unique/private Bitcoin address to donate. (No one will know you’re sending it to me, I will never mix the coins or use them for any purpose other than converting them to Monero, which is an encrypted crypto.)
I obviously can’t just sit around chatting with everyone, I’m a busy man, but of course if you send me a large amount of crypto, I’ll chat with you.
Being based on Signal, that app also allows for voice calls. I have “receive calls” turned off, so I’d have to call you, but it is possible to do voice calls, if for some reason you want to talk to me.
This is also an easy way for famous/powerful people to contact me without having to worry someone will find out about it. Journalists and whatever else are free to reach out (I probably won’t respond to most mainstream journalists, but you can try – I will do podcasts though), as are old friends (some of you I miss, we’ll figure out a way to prove it’s you).
You can also send news tips (though if you are just sending me a bunch of obvious stuff, I might have to block you.) Whatever.
I’ll definitely do my best to respond to everything I can.
But primarily, we’ve got serious financial troubles here at the site, so the main goal here is to allow people who want to donate to get the clean/unique BTC/ETH/wtvr addresses. So if that’s the reason you’re contacting, please make that clear in the first message.
Remember, I sacrificed who knows how much money by switching to Monero only before I came up with this idea of manually giving people unique BTC addresses. It’s very important to me that no one donating to me gets tracked, and a public Bitcoin address means that unless you are doing the security yourself on your end, there is a possibility it could be traced back to you.
If you are doing the security on your own, you can use this public BTC address:
bc1qgt4l9utmpppawflae0lu2w3dthyam67xmw7en8
Again, unless you’ve done your own privacy, there is a chance that anything sent there can be tracked to you. It’s also going to be blocked by any of the major exchanges. So it’s better you just get the private one.
God bless all of you.
Andrew
Autocracy and a one-party state work much better. #EndDemocracy
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