✨🎆🔐🌠 ₵Ɏ฿ɆⱤ ₵Ɏ₱ⱧɆⱤ ✨🎆🔐🌠 (@lucrum-sanguinem)

Dear Muslims of the #UK, My family and I have decided it’s time to move to a #Muslim country. We’re still comparing the benefits packages — Saudi Arabia has the cash but zero pubs, #Turkey’s got beaches but the call to prayer is a bit “early o’clock.” Decisions, decisions. Obviously all my neighbours are coming too. And their neighbours. And their mates from the pub. Before you know it, half of Britain will be rocking up at passport control with three suitcases, a Union Jack beach towel, and the quiet confidence of people who’ve never been asked to integrate in their lives. As a proud Christian community, we’ll need a few tiny adjustments to make us feel at home: Please start building proper churches immediately — big ones with bells that go mental at 8am on a Sunday. MORE 👇🏼 https://www.facebook.com/100044628810309/photos/dear-muslims-of-the-ukmy-family-and-i-have-decided-its-time-to-move-to-a-muslim-/1481310013366612/