manoffiji (@manoffiji)
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@NeonRevolt In college we were hanging out with a group of people watching a movie and my wife-to-be was in the room and I liked her a lot but I figured if she didn't think farting was funny it wouldn't be worth my time. So I ripped a huge fart and she thought it was funny. We've been happily married 18 years now.