Matthew Moulton (@Onideus)

I want you to think about a TREE! It's growth cycle... from seed... to sapling... to tree... to bigger tree... and BIGGER... AND BIGGER! Imagine like a great big HUGE pine tree! ...okay ...now imagine that entire growth cycle... in a split second! You see... seeds... are BOMB BULLETS! Drop them into the ground and wooden sharpened BULLET will EXPLODE up from the ground... it'll create SHOCKWAVES of splintered wood that EXPLODES WITH LEAVES... every year a split second... the effect looks like burning embers from the CRACKS it creates in our reality... you see... the horrifying reality of it all... is that nature is alive... and it's alive on a MUCH faster time frame from you... and it's trying to kill you... very hard! I mean... it is REALLY trying to kill you! D: Those aren't "trees" those are BULLETS! They're literally shooting at us from the ground! :D But, ya know... we're like stupid fast little insects to them, so they can't really catch us... it might be possible though you know... to artificially increase a plant's natural growth... like, if we could speed it up, it's cell reproduction rate... like stupid, STUPID FAST... then maybe we could create a sentient plant... well, I mean, all plants are sentient, it's just their thought patterns are super, SUPER slow compared to ours... like seismic tremors that function as geoneural relays. Wait... should I be telling you this... uh... this might be one of those um... "no" things... that I enjoy ignoring! Because I AM HIIIIIGH! Oh... unless it's a "no-NO!" thing... hrmmm... well just pretend you didn't read any of that.