King of Jackasses
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My super powers include forcing you to look at versions of yourself you hate... forever.
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Also the ability to not take myself too seriously... or you, cause most of you are seriously crazy... mostly on the left.
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Also infinite imagination, but I had to make a shiny deal with Jesus. Now I got virtue all over myself and there's no way to get it off!
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Matthew 10:34 - Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword.
