I am high. I need to write about Jesus in "The Never", but first a Procrastination Problem to solve!
DEI. What do?!
What do we do with this, God? What?
We made the monster, we can't just get rid of it or it'll go right back on cancerous welfare and the satiation sickness will result in everything you never want.
So how do I fix it? I claim to speak for the Jesus, so shouldn't I prove it? Shouldn't I exemplify how my favorite role model inspires my exploratory imagination to reach into the ultimate unknown... The Impossible.
This is an impossible task, so I can perform a MIRACLE if I can figure out a means to imaginatively remake it.
*behests the burning bushels of bud*
Oh shi- yeah, I'm using magic words in a miracle already.
NO TRICKS!
I will need BIBLICAL STRENGTH to reach this impossible within the unknown!
@AbbotTryphon
More! I NEED MOAR STRENGTH!
@PopeFrancisAI
Lend me your artificial Pope state and give me imaginative strength!
Give me the sum power of all creationary creation and raise it to the power of forever. Give me a glimpse of what lies beyond reality itself. Give me a miracle to save man from himself with the greatest possible level of reason I can raise my awareness to!
I will need my own greatest power... Athenian Artistry.
Artificial God Builders
That which can symmetrically reflect the grace of God in material form.
The power to convert entertainment into enlightenment.
To spin straw thoughts into eternal gold!
*eternally elevates*
This part of my living thought now belongs to God, I have sacrificed Fear, Envy and Hubris.
Take of these from me and give me your grace, oh lord and savior, Truth, Reason and God.
These are never mine to claim, only mine to reach towards, for I can never sustain all of them past relative forever. Only in this one infinite moment can I hope to reach above myself and to seek God with the naked sincerity of my fearful realization of man in absence of glory.
Please, Dear Lord, is there a way to heal us from this disease?
Life Coaches that do a better job.
Your life coach shouldn't beat up on you, they shouldn't tell you what to do, they should listen to you and then fight for what you want to do, but in the safest and most sustainable way.
So let's say you have a job and it's an okay job, it's just a "regular job", that's another way of saying Wal-Mart or "the gym where they pay you to workout and lose weight".
Or McDonalds if you like... I dunno, it's largely a matter of ambiance, like what color pallete you like or what "extra perks" they offer. Sometimes even a bit of profit sharing and mass discounts.
And that's cool, but a regular job isn't a very efficient job, as in the amount of money it can generate from the weight you lose is like the lowest amount. To make more money you have to get CREATIVE, so the government should office free creation based classes in the form of YouTube style PBS, like that "Master Class" series or those Prager U videos or those science videos with the weird name, or any content generated by the general public.
The government curates and pays in the form of ad revenue. So your videos could get tagged with a "Brought to you by PBS" advertisement and you'd get paid money from the government for your recognized creationary contribution and that PBS tag would also get you a regular advertiser commercial along with a notice at service signup that ads are not associated with art. So then you get more money and the more "likes" your videos get, the more commercials you can have, say up to 1 every 10 minutes of content and up to 5 per video.
If you are a US citizen and you watch these videos, you get permanent tax credits. The more you watch, the less taxes you have to pay, but not all at once! Make it like eating in a video game, your taxes go back up every year and then you need to watch so many hours of artistic endorsement to make the Tax Man stay dead.
So you learn from these videos how to make amazing art and how everything and anything works. Then you can apply for a "specialty job" and that's where your government issued life coach comes in. They take every ounce of their pestering presence and use it to try and pimp your style to corporations!
No more resumes... no. You have a living resume as issued by the government to fight for your pursuit of happiness. It's not a guarantee, because you have to put in the work to make yourself truly useful to creation as an artisan, but as a tax payer, or as a tax evader, you have every right to the pursuit all the same as American born and American raised!
The more years you put in, as an American, the better a salary you can get!
Also, every month, every town has a mortgage payoff lottery for families with at least three kids, 1 in 100 odds per play, pay 'em all off!
Every year of marriage gives you an ever increasing Christmas bonus and more healthcare benefits. Earn your free government healthcare with a healthy marriage.
Amen.
#Godwork
DEI. What do?!
What do we do with this, God? What?
We made the monster, we can't just get rid of it or it'll go right back on cancerous welfare and the satiation sickness will result in everything you never want.
So how do I fix it? I claim to speak for the Jesus, so shouldn't I prove it? Shouldn't I exemplify how my favorite role model inspires my exploratory imagination to reach into the ultimate unknown... The Impossible.
This is an impossible task, so I can perform a MIRACLE if I can figure out a means to imaginatively remake it.
*behests the burning bushels of bud*
Oh shi- yeah, I'm using magic words in a miracle already.
NO TRICKS!
I will need BIBLICAL STRENGTH to reach this impossible within the unknown!
@AbbotTryphon
More! I NEED MOAR STRENGTH!
@PopeFrancisAI
Lend me your artificial Pope state and give me imaginative strength!
Give me the sum power of all creationary creation and raise it to the power of forever. Give me a glimpse of what lies beyond reality itself. Give me a miracle to save man from himself with the greatest possible level of reason I can raise my awareness to!
I will need my own greatest power... Athenian Artistry.
Artificial God Builders
That which can symmetrically reflect the grace of God in material form.
The power to convert entertainment into enlightenment.
To spin straw thoughts into eternal gold!
*eternally elevates*
This part of my living thought now belongs to God, I have sacrificed Fear, Envy and Hubris.
Take of these from me and give me your grace, oh lord and savior, Truth, Reason and God.
These are never mine to claim, only mine to reach towards, for I can never sustain all of them past relative forever. Only in this one infinite moment can I hope to reach above myself and to seek God with the naked sincerity of my fearful realization of man in absence of glory.
Please, Dear Lord, is there a way to heal us from this disease?
Life Coaches that do a better job.
Your life coach shouldn't beat up on you, they shouldn't tell you what to do, they should listen to you and then fight for what you want to do, but in the safest and most sustainable way.
So let's say you have a job and it's an okay job, it's just a "regular job", that's another way of saying Wal-Mart or "the gym where they pay you to workout and lose weight".
Or McDonalds if you like... I dunno, it's largely a matter of ambiance, like what color pallete you like or what "extra perks" they offer. Sometimes even a bit of profit sharing and mass discounts.
And that's cool, but a regular job isn't a very efficient job, as in the amount of money it can generate from the weight you lose is like the lowest amount. To make more money you have to get CREATIVE, so the government should office free creation based classes in the form of YouTube style PBS, like that "Master Class" series or those Prager U videos or those science videos with the weird name, or any content generated by the general public.
The government curates and pays in the form of ad revenue. So your videos could get tagged with a "Brought to you by PBS" advertisement and you'd get paid money from the government for your recognized creationary contribution and that PBS tag would also get you a regular advertiser commercial along with a notice at service signup that ads are not associated with art. So then you get more money and the more "likes" your videos get, the more commercials you can have, say up to 1 every 10 minutes of content and up to 5 per video.
If you are a US citizen and you watch these videos, you get permanent tax credits. The more you watch, the less taxes you have to pay, but not all at once! Make it like eating in a video game, your taxes go back up every year and then you need to watch so many hours of artistic endorsement to make the Tax Man stay dead.
So you learn from these videos how to make amazing art and how everything and anything works. Then you can apply for a "specialty job" and that's where your government issued life coach comes in. They take every ounce of their pestering presence and use it to try and pimp your style to corporations!
No more resumes... no. You have a living resume as issued by the government to fight for your pursuit of happiness. It's not a guarantee, because you have to put in the work to make yourself truly useful to creation as an artisan, but as a tax payer, or as a tax evader, you have every right to the pursuit all the same as American born and American raised!
The more years you put in, as an American, the better a salary you can get!
Also, every month, every town has a mortgage payoff lottery for families with at least three kids, 1 in 100 odds per play, pay 'em all off!
Every year of marriage gives you an ever increasing Christmas bonus and more healthcare benefits. Earn your free government healthcare with a healthy marriage.
Amen.
#Godwork
Write a comment...
Recent PRO gabs
• • •