Matthew Moulton (@Onideus)

How do I feel about this? Well I've been in jail and, I gotta tell ya, some of the nicest people I met were murderers. There was the kid who stabbed the drugged up homeless guy who tried to rape him... https://gab.com/Onideus/posts/116666600074391264 To be clear, he really didn't kill the guy, he stabbed the guy in the neck and then he ran around for like an hour confessing to what he did to random strangers and eventually all that stupidity lost him enough blood that he died. If he had just... not been on drugs and not running around like a lunatic... he likely wouldn't have bled out. Then there's Travis... https://gab.com/Onideus/posts/116803609263108010 He's like... autistic John Wick. Then there was the psychotic double homicide guy they stuck me in solitary with for a couple weeks. He taught me how to be a drug dealer and how to make fire! In jail. You relearn a lot of basic whoman tricks, like creating fire! He has grand plans of one day having a food truck that's also a... look, did you ever see Idiocracy? Okay, so like... imagine the version of Starbucks in that movie... but with a food truck... that seemingly sells real food... but also hoes. Never let a hoe handle her own money. Sage advice from Gaibon. Then there was the REALLY sweet old guy who like... I dunno, he murdered somebody, I think a family member. I never saw his discovery, he was already convicted and awaiting sentencing. He gave me DESSERTS for OATMEAL! I shit you not, I have the literal receipts! It's fun making deals in jail. Commerce thrives even in slavery!