Marcus Brown (@06Speed6)
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In 1915, women just want to vote. In 1925, women just want to dance and actually vote. In 1935, women just want to have a full stomach after they vote. In 1945, women just want to drive a few rivets in after voting to send men to die thousands of miles away. In 1955, women just want to do something outside of the home. In 1965, women just want to freely have sex with everyone. In 1975, women just want to use their checking account to abort their babies. In 1985, women just want birth control and to be treated exactly the same as men. In 1995, women just want to not be treated exactly the same as men because workplaces are way too masculine and toxic. No-fault divorce, because accusing every husband of rape and assault means that they get fired and can't afford to pay up. In 2005, women just want more opportunities than men, without any of the responsibilities of men. In 2015, women just wanted to be men until 35, then start being a woman, but only if they feel like it. Oh, and boss women, but women don't like working for them. Women unite to turn every single social media site on earth that hasn't banned porn into a subscription based porn business. Body count of 20 by senior year, but the therapist says "still a virgin"; it was all rape #metoo. Big is beautiful. Kash me outside! In 2025, a prospective female Supreme Court justice didn't know what a woman was. Apparently everyone is a man now, unless you are biologically a man, then you go to the Target men's section for duct tape, and the women's section for tuck friendly panties. That way you can be a woman, man. Smut books targeting women fly off the shelves because men are finally treating women like men, but not like those 1995 men, that treatment is only available in the smut books. In 2026, women don't want to be treated like men, while still being treated like men in certain things, but without the responsibility of being a man, or the workload of a woman, or the workload of a man. Without marrying until 40, only if he is over 6' and makes $200k+. Men paying to freeze their eggs, with no strings attached, in an open relationship. Therapist and mental meds for all women, but without judgment as to their mental state, and without comparison to men's mental state. Voting rights, but without being responsible for their vote. Communism Rules!, but without the ruling, or the Communism, because it is an icky word. Mass immigration of rapey third worlders, but it will be alright, empowered women will design a bright cheery don't rape us flyer that will reform them ASAP. Give maximum Social Security to all undocumented. Why is Social Security bankrupt? Stupid men broke it. Islamic people are so nice, they have such trendy vests. You judgemental Christian bastards! Why has everything gone to shit? Its men's fault, if only women voted things would be better. Got a new sleeve tattoo after her third marriage failed, maybe i'm a lesbian. Can't eat GLP. Big is still beautiful! #slaygirl In 2030, half of women unite with a majority of men to strip all women of the right to vote in a last ditch effort to keep from getting slaughtered by islamic hordes, abortion is completely banned, women are banned from working, public office, and higher education. People marvel at how efficient even the DMV is. In 2035, books are written by men about the legendary 21st century women who were allowed to fail upwards for 115 years straight, nearly destroying 4000 years of civilization. In 2040, epic prosperity: a single income can comfortably support a White family of 8 in a 5000sqft home with six flying cars. In 2140, men living comfortably forget the lessons. In 2145, men let women vote. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/what-the-lindsay-clancy-trial-reveals-about-a-broken-postpartum-mental-health-system