APPLIES TO ALL OF MY PAST & PRESENT POSTS ON THE INTERNET :
Under the advice of legal counsel, I declare:
1. The entire content and attachments of any and all of my posts are for the purposes of personal entertainment.
2. Posting said content does not constitute agreement or endorsement, nor do I vouch for its veracity. Indeed, much content is preposterous, posted to illustrate absurdity.
3. As a citizen of the free world, I do not waive any or all of my rights to any individual, group, corporat