Jim Fleming (@Jim_Fleming)

The Fence Test You can't get any more accurate than this! This is straight forward country thinking. - If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. - If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. - If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him. - If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. If a Democrat doesn't like a talk show host, he demands that they be shut down. - If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. If a Democrat doesn't believe in God, she (Madeline Murray O'Hare) wants all mention of religion silenced. - If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his. - If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day. If a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for psychological therapy. - If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended." - This was attributed to Jeff Foxworthy but he says it isn’t from him.