LB1901 (@LB1901)

Men, no one ever won a war by dying for his country. He won a war by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country. Over there is our objective; crush the enemy to defend our democracy, and make the world safe for democracy. The mission is to overrun and destroy the enemy's fortified postion on that mountain. The enemy is a deadly, dangerous opponent. Casualties are expected to be high, but I know you will do you duty, and I will be proud to lede you men into battle. Let's go! Defend democracy! VICTORY. Women: *sniffles* I can't find my marriage license so I can DeMoCrAcY, so we mustn't require voter ID. *Waaaah.* It's all so stupid. Stop putting women in positions of authority. Stop it. The 1% who are Deborahs praying God's favor to inspire victory in an army is not worth the other 99% who are Jezebels to deceive, rot, and murder the soul of a nation because EmPaThY. Stop putting women in positions of authority. Stop it.