LolipopSnocone (@LolipopSnocone)

Just had the weirdest nap dream. I dreamt that I met Gov DeSantis, and somehow ended up with his phone. Apparently I was at a hotel, so I went to the front desk and told them to call the gov and tell him I have his phone. They wouldn't, but told me to give it to them. I said "no way" and walked off. But them some lady heard me and started chasing me. When I thought I lost her, I stopped and started using my phone to try and get the phone number to the govs office, but when I did, that lady came up behind me and snatched the govs phone from my pocket and started thumbing it so I snatched it back and took off running again. While I was running, I ended up in a NASCAR pit area, so I just simply asked one of the uniformed(red leather looking jumpsuit with a STP patch on the shoulder) fellas there if he likes Gov DeSantis, and he started going off on me because he though I was a crazy liberal. I said "I'm not crazy, I just need help getting him his phone back, so if you can't make a call for me then I have to go because there's a crazy liberal lady chasing me and I don't want her to get the phone". Somehow, I ended up in my truck, but I couldn't find anywhere safe to pull over and make a call. Next thing I remember is being in a downtown area of a city so I ran into an alley to make the call from my phone again, but a guy saw me so I took off running again because I didn't know if he was cool or not. Then UPS came and knocked on my door and I woke up. I hope if he ever becomes president, he'll remember the lengths that I went to just to keep his phone out of the hands of the crazy liberal ladies.