Lydia Brimelow (@LydiaBrimelow)

ACTUAL EXCHANGE: Daily Dot Journo Claire Goforth: I've recently been told that Mrs. Brimelow often brings guards from the Knights of Columbus with her when she is in town. Is this claim true? Peter: I am ccing Lydia—but ARE YOU CRAZY? Do you think the Knights of Columbus is a militia group? I guess you’ve been out of Paw Paw for a while, but do you think anyone needs guards in a small WV town? Has it occurred to you that your local informants are hysterical loonies? Me: It's the Papal Posse Comitatus, congratulations on smoking out their WV stronghold. But I'm selective; they must first bring to the Castle a shrubbery that looks nice but not too expensive. And I do prefer they wear the uniform of the Swiss Guard. Photo: my escort to the elementary school carpool line.