Nocturnes Woodcrafting (@NocturnesWood)

Nocturnes Woodcrafting is announcing a one day-only sale on guillotines! Are you a Mongolian warlord? Or a fat English king? Or just a total edgelord who's too cool for society? Do you need to execute alot of people really fast? Have no fear, Nocturnes is here! Our guillotine is made of pure hickory, with a stainless steel blade, hand-sharpened for the cleanest cut you've ever seen! One-day only sale of only $1000, plus shipping costs. Some assembly required. Comes with instructions, tools and sharpening kit. Gluten-free option available upon request. Sorry, no CODs. #sale #sales #promotional #guillotine #carpenter #carpentry #woodworking #wood #aprilfoolsday #andrewtorba #bitcoin #gab #lolidontevenknowanymore