PesterPooch (@PesterPooch)

Halloween Repost: Count Clotula Are some of you concerned mask-wearing moms and dads still struggling to get your little MAGA monsters vaxxed? Are you worried they’ll catch the 99.9999895% survivable virus after stubbornly refusing the .012% survivable safe-and-effective clot-shot? Well, have them devour a couple of boxes of delicious Count Clottula with its secret blend of sugar and chitin – boosted with 2-scoops of spike protein – and your worries are over! Possible side effects may include extreme tooth-rot, but never fear ‘cause the other possible side effects should kick in long before that next budget-crushing dental checkup. For more biting satire that sinks its fangs into the jugular of the looney left, be sure to check out Flip City magazine’s “Spooktacular” Halloween edition: @FlipCityMag. Possible side effects include: bouts of laughter, a tendency to question the Science, and an aversion to wokeness… do not take with soy. Check out my feed for more clot-free editorial cartoons. Follow for new cartoon posts. © 2022 Pester Pooch/R.H. Lab #satire #parody #pureblood #clotshot #clotshot #cartoonist #vampire #flipcitymagazine