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i like how willy wonka brings a bunch of kids into his wonderful whimsical candy factory and is like "that machine is the sunshine and rainbow gumball maker" and when all the kids run to it he's like "i wouldn't do that if i were you" and then a parent says "and why not!" and he goes "because you'll die" then while a kid is exploding the parent says "i'll sue you wonka!!" and he says "you can't, you signed a waiver"