Blair Cottrell (@RealBlairCottrell)

Many women are insane. Some people might not notice this, but for me it’s impossible to ignore and I can’t make a lot of sense out of it. So I have a particular aversion to the smell of artificial chemicals. They set off alarm bells in my head and my brain urges me to get away from them. Walking past some women in gyms I feel compelled to hold my breath. They smell like a polyester factory and around them is a 5 meter gas cloud barrier of toxic fragrances. I worked in a gym once and one day I said to a girl-colleague the air was stale, implying we should open the roller doors. She heard me, took a can of perfumed cancer molecules and began walking around the gym spraying that shit everywhere, until the whole facility smelt like drain cleaner. Patrons were coughing. I stared in disbelief that another living-thing could be that retarded. So what’s with women and this general lack of appreciation for clean oxygen? Why aren’t they concerned about what those chemical-compounds do to their health & fertility? The products are obviously not tested for any deleterious impact on human health, the beauty industry couldn’t care less about your health and you’re a fool if you believe it does. Honestly, MDF cutting rooms and cement fibre sheet dust is easier on my sinuses than those fragrances.