Matthew Marshall (@babywolf)

I'm sitting on the back of the truck with Charlie. Unit thirteen's, scummy new roommate and her are, diddling around in the car, and the n00b says something like, "It's so f*cking weird that, he walks a cat." Too which, the scumbag b*tch herself replies, in a purposely loud voice, "Oh, I know! He's gay as f*ck! Ha ha ha!" I tell you what! I'd rather be gay as f*ck and walk a cat, than walk around looking like, a cheap, dime-store hood with, meth wrinkles on my face at, twenty-something years old! It must tickle her cooter a little, knowing that the BS she tried to, make me look like a pedophile with, got shot down in court. Now, she looks like the asshole. She looks like the asshole, anyway. She's your typical, drug-addicted and loud-mouthed, liberal mother. Thinks she's got the world figured out, until she doesn't. She compensates by, sticking her nose high in the air. She gets the, snobby, backwards head tilt from, her father, but her fat-f*ck mother and her, have the same nose. Stick a wart on the tip of 'em, and paint 'em green, and they'd both look just like, the wicked witch of the west!