Gaul Atreides (@gaulatreides)

This is my disappointed face. Come on, what man here secretly wanted this version of her to be real? "Saddle up, cowboy, you're about to go for the ride of your life." On the upside, at least we don't have to deal with the existential crisis of reconciling the possibility that a non-obese White woman violated the cosmic laws by lusting after a jeet sub.