Gaul Atreides (@gaulatreides)

Funny story. Guy I knew would stand at the bar next to a girl. After a bit, he'd say "Stop staring. You don't stand a chance." He would say this without looking at her; just straight ahead, or at his drink. Editor's note: this only worked in quieter venues. I watched him do this a couple times. First girl replied with a big shit-eating grin, "We'll see about that." Second time, the girl snarled "Oh fuck off" before stomping away, and then spent the next hour stealing glances at him.