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BLONDE MEN JOKES: A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts "did you find the shampoo?" He answers "Yes, but l'm not sure what to do...it's for dry hair and I just wet mine." A blonde man spots a letter on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND." He spends the next two hours trying to figure out how to pick it up. A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!" Is this her first child? asks the doctor. "No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"

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