Chris Paul (@imyourmoderator)

"Let's make a big show of walking the Mayorkas impeachment over to the Senate. That will tie up a news cycle and we can make it seem like we're serious about the border problem we allowed for our entire careers. Then we can remind everyone about Laken Riley and tell them we need the Border Security piece of the Unipartisan Compromise. Then we'll tell those idiots we had to spend the Ukraine/Israel/Taiwan/DEW/Submarine money, but at least we got the surveillance and illegal-alien-processing facilities they also didn't want. They won't care because we'll tell them it was the strongest border bill in history and that we just didn't have the votes to impeach Mayorkas. And, oh yeah, we'll ban TikTok and Telegram and steal $300 billion dollars from Russia and give it to those Nazis in Ukraine. Slava Ukraini." - GOP closed-door meetings, for sure