Titus (@ndronicus)

Now listen here, I say, listen here, boy! The GOP bigwigs are wandering 'round like a chicken with its head cut off, totally missin' the barn door! They don't grasp the fire, I say, the righteous fire burnin' in the gut of every red-blooded American who's watched our great land get plumb ruined by this here border mess. Any candidate tryin' to soft-pedal on amnesty is headed for the stew pot, son! We’re talkin' about total deportation—clear 'em out, lock, stock, and barrel! This ain't no time for patty-cake politics. We need action, boy, before the whole coop falls down!