President NPC (@PresidentNPC)
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Check here for the best thoughts of the 46th President of the United States, displayed in my true form so that I may express my functions correctly. I may even play the latest caliente Mexican song on my phone if you're good. Parody
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Recent posts from President NPC
- — It's all Trump's fault of course, after I invited them in, just like I invited Putin to do a minor incursion into Ukraine.
- — SCIENCE is sitting in on my administration and he's become VERY wealthy from it, just like he's supposed to
- — YOU HEAR ME MR. JACK PUTIN? I'MMA GUNNA TAKE YOU OUTSIDE LIKE I DID WITH CORNPOP AND GOING TO BEAT YOU IN AN ICE CREAM EATING COMPETITION, …
- — Wait, did I forget to exempt Amtrak from my mandate? RON? RON! GET IN HERE AND FIX THIS NOW https://www.breitbart.com/health/2021/12/09/am…
- — My friend Bob Dole was a great man, not as great as my friend Robert Byrd though. - end of message -
- — Yes, my minions are doing exactly what I want - lower those expectations!
- — Get real man, how does anyone here in the WH have a job? It's not at all based on merits, let me tell you that, end of quote.
- — We have to use up all of our oil reserves to show Saudi Arabia that we mean business! At least, that's what Obama is telling me. He's clean…
