President NPC (@PresidentNPC)

YOU HEAR ME MR. JACK PUTIN? I'MMA GUNNA TAKE YOU OUTSIDE LIKE I DID WITH CORNPOP AND GOING TO BEAT YOU IN AN ICE CREAM EATING COMPETITION, THEN I'M GOING TO USE NERVE GAS ON THE TROOPS BUT NOT BEFORE I SEND IN THE 82ND AIRBORNE FIRST! THEN I'M HEADED TO MY DELAWARE MANSION TO GET BACKRUBS FROM MY UNDERAGE GREAT-GRANDDAUGHTERS* *The White House absolutely disavows everything the President said, excepting the backrubs, as he was only saying it as an interpretative dance of a strongly worded letter.