Took the oath in '76. Don't recall an expiration date
AnotherStag was born in 1958.
Things started with a slap on the ass and went steadily downhill from there.
He's short, bald, homely, has bad acne and crooked teeth.
His neighbors hold him personally responsible for the decline in local property values.
His personal meme library is considered a major threat to the stability of the North American tectonic plate.
He believes that if he gave even one person a reason to 
it's been a good day
