Cotoblogzz (@Cotoblogzz)

Breaking! As rumors continue to swirl around #BudLight that it may contain opposum urine, according to sources. #AnheuserBusch categorically states that while trannies love the product. It is not and does contain opposum urine, even if it looks like it or tastes like it In related news, the Palestinian Wasp reports that another one of Anheuser-Busch's brands, #Corona, is denying that while Corona is called “piss” #Corona is not and does not contain urine; it just looks like it, And #CNN reported today that it's experts have determined #diversity marketing campaigns can be lucrative. Apparently Anheuser-Busch is using the same CNN experts- thus according to the Palestinian Wasp Anheuser-Busch will now be known as #TransHauserBush - #TrannysBush for short - to better reflects & serve its customers The Company's brand portfolio includes global brands, such as #Budweiser, #Corona and #StellaArtois; international brands, including #Beck's, #LeffeAndHoegaarden, and local champions, such as #BudLight, #Skol, #Brahma, #Antarctica, #Quilmes, #Victoria, #ModeloEspecial, #MichelobUltra, #Harbin, #Sedrin, #Klinskoye, #Sibirskaya ...