David Bond (@DavidBond)

"The Selfie Standard" by David Bond The "value" of an image of a girl you met/dated/talked to is zero. It is but a mere jpeg. Pixels. Therefore one cannot brag. However a "selfie" with said girl does have value, as it shows you (1) met her (2) she approved of being photographed with you and (3) removes any filters she may use on her photos to appear more attractive. Thus the "Selfie Standard" which states a man can only begin to brag once a selfie is produced, as a selfie has value where anything else does not.