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Billy said, "My face is swollen." Fred replied, "I'll help you." Fred punches Billy in the face. "Ahhh, that hurts," cried Billy, "Now my face is even more swollen." . Fred looks down, "But I thought I'd give a shot. I'd thought I'd give it a jab at it. Well, I better punch you two more times and this time twice as hard each time." . Billy quacks, "Are you sure this is going to work this time? I mean, it didn't work the first time around, why would more of these punches do the trick?" . "Haha," laughed Fred, "But didn't you know, my punches are safe and delicious. I mean, safe and effective." Billy interrupted, "Yeah, at giving me a headache. Dear Lord help me now." . "What? Did you say your head too?" Interjected and interrupted Fred, "You're in luck, I can punch out your head too, free of charge. But come back next week and I'll have to charge you a dollar per punch." . Billy whispers to himself, "Dear God, I hate to hear what he might say if I told him I was having a stomach ache right now." Fred shouts, "What's that, you're having a baby?" Billy chirps back, "Nothing Fred. Oh, that just reminds me, I gotta go. See you never." Billy storms off into the sunset.