EastTexas (@Leftists_are_insane)

2 minute intelligence test: Q1. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? A. Open the door, put the giraffe in, close the door This question tests whether you are doing simple things in a complex way. Q2. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? A. Open the door, remove the giraffe, put the elephant in the refrigerator, and close the door. If you failed to remove the giraffe first, you don't always think through the repercussions of you actions. Q3. The lion king calls a meeting of all the animals, and all the animals attend except one. Which one? A. The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. This question tests your memory. Q4. There is a river you must cross. Crocodiles live in the river, and you have no boat, there is no bridge, and you cannot leap, jump, or fly across. How do you do it? A. You just swim across. All the crocodiles are at the lion king meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to a study by Anderson Consulting, about 90% of the professionals they tested with this quiz got all the questions wrong. Most preschoolers got several answers correct. How'd you do?