Mel Pinto (@MelPinto)

@DeplorableGreg and @KidKnievel would like to introduce their Non Working prototype of the Urine Master 3000 for Professionals or those that have limited ball storage volume (you know who you are). Never again will you have to urinate in a 20oz water bottle, as their patient pending technology allows you to piss into a funnel fed to a 5 gallon tank. The filtration process means the liquid can even be consumed during emergencies. Pre-orders are only $149.99. Nice Crew members receive 90 days complimentary funnel sanitization.