Michael McNeil (@NortonIceman)

Suspiciously uninteresting lives some people lead. As the speed they can cope with letters that do not come to the keyboard easily being their last known location, is it wise to assume that they have gone to the time and expense of inventing another identity just to have the last word? The mind boggles slightly that human beings can have their cages rattled so easily by someone who is as gentle and generous as I. What on earth did I say to upset anyone so badly? I did not do it on purpose, whatever it was I said. Yes, admit I am an expensive creature to keep. I have a voracious but careless appetite. When did I hurt anyone... last? Can I stick a fork in, somewhere tender, one last time I wonder?