Planet Evans (@PlanetEvans)

It all seemed so straightforward, didn't it, ladies? You just vote or virtue-signal for #diversity, and then the myriad of enriching cuisines provide you meals at your doorstep you didn't have to cook and delivery job opportunities you didn't previously have. Simple, right? Lo and behold, however, that wonderful variety of restaurants came at a severe cost that doesn't seem like such a good deal anymore now that you're getting raped and beaten and murdered by the aforementioned diversity you waved your know-it-all boss-girl cheerleading pompoms for. Surprise, surprise, it looks like the evil Nazis who tried to warn you were right again. Womp womp. Now, go answer the door. Jamal has your half-eaten Chicken Vindaloo and rice order ready for ya. Weird how there are sauce stains around his mouth and he keeps staring at the new SUV in your driveway, though, isn't it? #DoorDash #Deliveroo #UberEats