Ron Keel (@RonKeel)

John F. Kennedy was a massive drug addict from a corrupt power-hungry family who fucked every woman in sight from Marilyn Monroe to his secretaries. The record shows that JFK had a propensity for prostitutes and risqué sexual encounters that bordered on the criminally irresponsible. He was an AMAZING president who saved us all by averting a nuclear war, and he would have He would have averted the Vietnam war if they hadn't had him killed. If you're waiting for a president who isn't corrupt, I'll let you know when hell freezes over.