TheWarOnYou (@TheWarOnYou)

#coronabollocks at the World Snooker Championship: • Audience have to wear #facenappies, and players have to backstage, but not at the table. • Players have to bump elbows instead of shaking hands, but are allowed to sit within inches of each other as normal in the two table setup instead of different corners Obviously indoors, everybody's sharing breath over several hours, regardless of distance. Air conditioning's only going to spread the deadly plague