Thot Crimes (@Thot-Crimes)

I came home from college on a break and all we could get was this pretty crappy brown hash so I told my dad about knife hits and he wanted to try it. I told my dad we needed another catcher besides me because I'd seen people go down before after a good knife rip but he thought he was tough so we argued about it for a while and finally enlisted my brother who did not smoke pot or hash, was not amused, and only agreed reluctantly. We did it pretty much the same way as the video but we used the kitchen stove, and we'd use an empty toilet paper roll to catch the smoke. I gave my dad the roll, heated up the knives real good, slapped a goodly sized chunk on there, and was getting ready to cover, by my dad insisted, "more". I put a slice as thick as a pat of butter on there, slapped the other knife down, and my dad bent in for a rip. He went down like a load of bricks and we laid him down on the kitchen floor and he kept saying "What happened? What happened?" in a really confused way until my mom came in and started yelling at us about ruining the knives and fucking up my dad, my brother said he never wanted any part of it in the first place and stormed out, and my dad managed to stagger into the living room and slept on the couch until dinnertime. And we never did knife hits in my house again (although we still did plenty of them at school).