Gilles B (@YaPasDePRESSE)

BREAKING NEWS: Santa becomes “bi-polar” after being shocked by a ticket for improperly parked sleigh. YaPasDePRESSE has learned that after leaving a café where he had taken a break following a night of overtime, Santa received a ticket for improperly parked sleigh on the morning of December 25. A first in his career. Woke constables, perhaps? A citizen captured the scene. According to this anonymous source, Santa reportedly said that "the culprits would find a bag of coal under the tree next December" and that his NGO would likely contest the ticket in civil court. Shocked, Santa Claus seemed a little “bipolar” afterward, adding that the culprit or culprits did not deserve coal, as energy itself had become a very valuable gift again, given the current downgrading of Western countries. According to the witness, Santa arrived just in time, because a little longer and the reindeer on duty would have been clamped on the morning of December 25... Gilles B / YaPasDePRESSE