Prairie Zonk (@Zonk)

Well the Ever Given is moving again. Time for disaster betting pool. We’ve got the following options. 4:1 the next container ship through gets immediately stuck. 5:1 The Ever Given, while being inspected in Bitter Lakes, is found to be smuggling humans, and causes an immediate search of every ship currently waiting for the canal, collapsing and delaying shipping again. 8:1 The canal is bombed by terrorists or secret agents trying to incite more chaos. 40:1 A ship captain in Panama intentionally wedges his ship in, while posting on Twitter and Instagram the words ‘Yolo, Yeet.’